Best options for the impending recession?

"Think twice before taking physical delivery of tellurium. When even a microscopic amount gets inside the human body, the victim develops a horrific stench that can last for the rest of their life. Which tends not to be all that long due to suicide."



Dunno if it's true or not, I quoted it from someone's comments in response to the original article. Just though I'd throw that out there. BTW, good read.