Bidet

MSUSousaphone said
Bidets are amazing. It sucks to travel now. I feel so forever unclean. Then I get home to my bidet and all is right with the world again.

But man. Just wait until it's below freezing outside and you don't have a fancy warming bidet. It chills you to your spleen.

I've heard of people chilling their vagus nerve to the point that they pass out. I can't vouch for that, but it does get uncomfortable. I bought what I need to hook up to hot water, but I'd have to turn it down at the water heater or I'd burn my bacon. 😳