Bidet
I got one for my birthday a year ago. First time using one. I will never go back unless I have no other alternative. I will hold it in as long as I know I’m getting home within a day or two. It’s life-changing. Think about it like this. If you somehow got poop on your hand, would you feel like you got enough of it off by wiping with paper? Don’t let Big TP control you. They’re great. The one I have has a seat warmer and warm water. Quit living like a 17th century peasant. Worth whatever money you spend on it.