Well my disdain for Texas comes from living in n tx for 3 years (and I am the first to hold La to task for being 50th out of 50)
That being said, I don’t think the La v Tx thing is jealousy- it’s more understanding that Tx is 90% hat no cattle and if culture mattered more; La and Tx would swap places
Tx is that rich guy your cool aunt married and everytime he comes over, you grow more and more confused about what she sees in him
La. Is your awesome uncle who is talented at everything but he’s also an addict and your mom has to explain that he’s not coming to thanksgiving bc he’s in jail again