All I Want for Christmas Contest 2024!

Hello all! Perhaps you noticed I was missing the last couple days. Rumor has it that Xfinity (aka Comcast) tried to do a system update for customers in parts of the Atlanta metro area, specifically Dunwoody where I live, and it failed miserably. Others think that the lines froze (is that a thing for fiber cables?). At any rate, I, along with several thousand others, didn't have cable and internet for most of Christmas Eve and all day Christmas. Someone wanted to see me cross the finish the line...



....but it wasn't to be. Around 8pm last night, I ventured onto tiktok having tired of the house full of relatives we were hosting. A few tiktoks in, I run across a DJ who delights in catching the crowd off guard apparently. The caption read "things you notice as a DJ". My guard was down as I wondered, "what does he notice? Whats going to happen?" I died Christmas night looking at tiktok. While my family made merry around in the background, I collapsed and died on the couch. No one even realized what had happened.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRqnkTpu/