Jersey Mike's coming to Da Metrys...

I never said it wasnt a thing :shrug: … I just think it’s a nasty-tasting thing that is designed to save a buck, and literally isnt even actually cheese.. it’s ‘cheese product’, and as i mentioned earlier, is a mix of chemicals that is designed to resemble the taste of cheese and is cheaper to produce and buy than real cheese .

You're thinking of Kraft singles, and actually white american cheese (particularly from a deli) is generally real cheese unless it explicitly says otherwise.

You may think it's nasty but it's legitimately cheese (and usually preferable, IMO, to the orange crap, which is more likely to be "cheese product" but also not always).