I don't feel sorry for ducks. I've joked about wanting to steal a canal duck off of Veterans Blvd. in front of Rouses. I'd have to be in a black van and I'd be wearing an all black suit with an ear piece on and glasses. I'd hop out and throw a bag over the duck and say "target acquired" as I throw the duck in the van and we take off as fast as we can. I want duck stew now.