The Playmaker Michael Irvin Pulled from All Super Bowl Coverage/NFL Network (09/14 EDIT: Irvin settles his defamation suit w/hotel, returns to NFLN)

I have a funny story for you. I was leaving the mall some years ago, when I spotted a table full of young ladies in a Ruby Tuesday. My plan was to pass them and look back to checkthem out. When I passed them and looked back, all of them were looking at me.The ones with their backs to me even turned around. I quickly turned my head and was adjusting my clothes. I was like, maybe something was out of place or something weird, because what about me made that whole table turn around. I don't sneak peeks anymore after that.😂
Ok dude, after these many examples, you're definitely leaving out some objective facts. Either you're far above your claimed "average" looks wise, or wearing items that scream "rich guy", or packing other very obvious endowment. I get the whole pheromone thing but something is off with your story.