The Playmaker Michael Irvin Pulled from All Super Bowl Coverage/NFL Network (09/14 EDIT: Irvin settles his defamation suit w/hotel, returns to NFLN)

I have a funny story for you. I was in the French Quarter some years ago, wearing my Brady Jersey with "THANK YOU JARED COOK" written on the front, when I spotted a table full of young ladies in Remoulade. My plan was to pass them and look back to check them out. When I passed them and looked back, all of them were glaring at me. The ones with their backs to me even turned around. I quickly turned my head and started adjusting my...swashbuckler. I was like, maybe something was out of place or something weird (it could have been my eye patch), because what about me made that whole table turn around and start chasing me? I don't do sneak peeks (or fire my cannon) in public anymore after that.