Fair or Foul (Literally): Farting in front of your Spouse/Significant Other

Since I've lost so much weight, now after I eat, I fart. I was never like that before but thinner me, I guess, is how my body breaks stuff down faster. The gf respects it and has no problems. Team Alex.

Now the real foulness is those damn "crop dusters"....

I have always been slim, metabolism I’m told - but I fart like a cow.