The prosecution: Astrid
It’s offensive, it stinks, it’s disrespectful and it kills the romance between us
Farting in front of anyone... is morally offensive. It also signifies a breakdown in respect.
Recently he was trying to fix a doorknob and he said, “Oh no, it’s very squeaky,” and farted as he twisted it. I don’t think it’s all that funny but that’s his latest shtick. He has a very childish sense of humour, even though he’s 32.............