It's better than letting one rip in church. I remember trying to ease one out and wound up waxing thunderous instead. It abounded and resounded and rebounded off that wooden pew and all around the sanctuary. Ain't nowhere to hide.
Now I understand the lyrics to REM's Losing My Religion
Oh life is bigger
It's bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no I've said too much
I set it up
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spot-light
Losing my religion