Which pill do you take?

At first I thought red pill for sure. I would SLAY in high school and be uber wealthy. Then I thought about hanging out with middle schoolers and high schoolers and even 20 year olds for the first 20 years. I figure I’d pay a few billion not to have to do that so gimme the blue pill and 10 million.

Plus, yeah it would be super creepy to be a 47 year old trying to have sex with teenagers for a chunk of time.