What has to improve most for Saints to have a successful 2023 season?
To answer this important question, the team over at Cal Tech have put together the latest AI research to be able to collate, combine and analyse thousands of SR.com posts and the reactions recorded within them, turning these into solid gold instructions for the 2023 New Orleans Saints and their path to ultimate victory.
I give you CHRIS, the Cybernetic Heuristic Reaction Indexing System, and it's inescapable conclusions:-
1. Run the damn ball
2. Stop running the damn ball so much
3. Fire Pete
4. Fire DA
5. Tank for a QB in next year's draft
6. Sign and trade for every high calibre player who might be available
7. On low priced, one year "prove it deals"
8. But also don't "kick the can down the road"
9. And don't trade any future picks
10. Sign all them Tulane boys
11. And them LSU boys
12. Cut all those bums filling up that depth chart
13. Moar WRs.
14. Always moar WRs.