PSA - get your colonoscopy

I have a tray table, a 32” smart tv, a cigar and an ash tray lol.

My brother said that the woman doing the procedure would have me on my stomach. I said no way. I am on my back and she is going to look me in the eyes while she violates me. None of this face down arse up crap for my first time.
You're not gonna have a choice when the anesthesia kicks in ;)