Lost in all the titanic drama was the suffering endured by the Mexican population after the Titanic was lost.
You see, originally Hellman’s mayonnaise was made in England and there were 12,000 cases bound for Vera Cruz, Mexico. The Mexican folks were greatly anticipating this shipment and were crestfallen to learn their shipment of mayonnaise was at the bottom of the Atlantic. They immortalized their grief in a new holiday—-Sinko de Mayo
Right. Off with me then.