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I would like to announce a few positions on my election team:

Security: @Complex Kid
Anyone with “Kid” in his name, fast guns. So fast. I asked him to join and he was shaking my hands and knocking down fans so quick. He’s not just quick with his guns either ladies l, if you know what I mean.

Social Media Director: @jboss
Can lay down the tweets and posts so fast. People are going to log on, see a message and before the can respond bam, a message on another app. It’s gonna be great.

Speech Writer: @guidomerkinsrules
Can say so much and so little all at once. You will be left dazed and confused. Most of the time I don’t even know how to respond because I am so confused.

General Consultant: @DaveXA
I trust him completely. Best lawyer. Maybe a position on my Supreme Court one day. A real tough guy.

Policy Advisor: @texasjefe
He impressed me with handling that rude passenger on the last page. He can make the rules. And they’re going to be great rules. Rules like no one has ever seen before.

Communications Director: @Madmarsha
I mean she’s a she. No one communicates like a woman. I have great respect for the women. My mom was a woman. Talked all the time. She can make a mean sandwich too.

Finance Director: @SaintRob
Any man that says he can make the failclowns pay for my paywall, that’s a guy I want. He has experience too. Big walls little walls, it doesn’t matter. They’re all great. People line up just to lean on one of his walls.

Thank you and MAFGA!!! (Make Americas Forums Great Again)