Alvin Kamara pleads no contest to lesser misdemeanor charge, jury trial is cancelled; civil suit also settled on confidential terms

I will get the ball rolling here and pledge a nickel toward Bayou Saint Joe's public arse whooping. I'll call The Sphere and see if we can do this in their parking lot.
I'm approaching rock bottom...so 10M ain't really my final number.

- probably not the best way to negotiate my pubic beat down price