Corona Drinking Thread (renamed)

It's been over a week. We slacking up in here. This made me think of this thread.


I have this bat sheet crazy woman that I have no interest in telling everyone that we have sex all the time and that she is going to marry me and it is definitely causing me issues
She keeps showing up where I am at and saying that since everyone already thinks we are, we might as well...basically doing her best to keep me from talking to any other women. I've tried to be nice about it but I am quickly running out of patience