90% of Americans believe at least one conspiracy theory
Jeez, why is that so difficult?
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Well I believe the earth is round cuz, like, you ever watch a lava lamp man? Those goo balls inside are, like, balls for a reason. Cuz the Earth was made of lava and it formed into a goo ball of lava just like the lava lamp. Lava lamps don’t form plates, man, they form balls.
Jeez, why is that so difficult?
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