Do you judge people who obsess over pumpkin spice?

Good. I’m ready for it. That taste means the heat is nearly over. Football on Sundays. Hot women in sexy nurse costumes. Scary movies are actually fun to watch instead of just silly. Soak it up. Give me all of it.
You have definitely won the optimism award.
My optimism is sitting in a puddle of sweat at my swollen feet.