Today in Movie & TV History
I still use a line frm Better Off Dead all the time..
"I want my TWO DOLLARS!"
Oh, it's got
a lot of good lines. Between my best friend from childhood and my younger brother, we can riff all day on that movie.
"It's got raisins in it. You like raisins."
"This is pure snow! It's everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"
"What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?"
"First, we have Frawnch fries, and Frawnch dressing, and Frawnch bread. And to drink, Ta-da! Peru!"
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."
"Chrisss-maaas! Christmas!"
"She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak imbecile."
"Two brothers...One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?"
“I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls.”
“See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great.”
“I know it’s bacon, what have you done to it?”