Millennials Killing Mayonnaise

Blue Plate makes my eldest sick, so we either keep Kewpie or Dukes for him.

My maw maw always kept Kraft with a caveat, it was really Blue Plate because my paw paw liked "Kraft", one day she let the cat out the bag when there was an argument over mayo and she told him stop his female dogging because he has been eating Blue Plate forever, he didn't say a peep but you could see the steam coming off of him.

Recently Blue Plate changed the label, I told my wife watch your dad is going to complain and say its a different formula, sure enough, we grilled burgers and he started complaining how they changed it.......OLD PEOPLE!!!