90% of Americans believe at least one conspiracy theory

faceman said

same with crows. Once again someone posted earlier his son once scared a crow, and his car was later
air bombed in his driveway. They followed him to work later and did the same no matter where he
parked

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Crows can recognize themselves, so instead of actually harming them, get photos of all the crows and then photoshop them looking dead and put those on the car so that they will see it as they try to dive bomb it. That'll make them think twice before attacking.