I like Pica because it helped me stretch out that 12-page paper into the required 15 pages. And I see what you did there...
I remember typing until I heard that "ding"... Actually I am so horrible I got my mom, who typed 75wpm to type my papers. Only time I ever heard mom get cocky was when I asked to borrow her white-out. "I don't have any, I never need it" Boom.