What's the strangest place you ever woke up after a night of boozing?
At my best friends grandmothers house, laying in her shower butt naked with the shower running. Dont know how I got there, dont know how I got naked, dont know how the shower got turned on, and lucky I didnt drown in it cuz evidently I had been in there passed out for a while. I woke up with her looking down at my drunk, wet, naked body asking me what was going on.