What's the strangest place you ever woke up after a night of boozing?

My friends found me in the gutter along a street in Okinawa. My GF at the time who is now my wife was in the bar next to were I was. My friends asked her why she didn't get me inside and it was b/c she couldn't lift me or get me to move. I'm 220 now, but back then I was about 200 and she was 98lbs.

I used to drink a lot of Soju in Korea or whenever I could get it brought to me in Okinawa. The worst thing about Soju is that it creeps up on you and you black out, but still function for a few hours. There is a lot of formaldahide* in Soju so the memory loss is really bad. I have entire TDYs to Korea that I don't remember b/c I drank Soju every night.

In response to the OP, many places. Too many to list and if it was a night of drinking Soju I usually woke up naked.