I'm sitting in the doctor's office

and there are a lot of people here! There is a lady sitting across from me with an extremely loud cell phone. She has been texting nonstop. Of course she has the tones on so the entire waiting room has to listen to beep beep beeep beep...until the thing rings andthen she loudly discusses the text message she'd just sent.
Naturally she a gravelly LOUD VOICE!
Uhg.