A very nasty, bloody yet unexplainable "accident" probably will happen to Joran van der Sloot at some quiet, unnoticed moment in the near-to-distant future where prison guards in Peru will find his motionless, lifeless body and the on-site prison, or state coroner, will announce his death was a suicide and most of his fellow inmates will all collectively and uniformly agree with this decision or opinion regarding Sloot's death, as if a more skeptical, inquisitive homicide investigator might find as highly suspicious, but confronted with a complete wall of silence from hardcore cons, prison guards and recalcitrant warden, his inquiry will end up going nowhere.