Taysom Hill > Chuck Norris

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Taysom Hill.

If you spell Taysom Hill in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Taysom Hill once had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull.

On the 7th day, God rested ... On the 8th day Taysom Hill ran QB power on God and scored.

Taysom Hill can speak Braille.

Taysom Hill stands still faster than anyone can run.

Death once had a near-Taysom-Hill experience.

Taysom Hill can tie his shoes with his feet.