Taysom Hill > Chuck Norris
When athiests and agnostics meet Taysom Hill, they walk away fully and devoutly convinced they've had a divine, religious reawakening.
Taysom Hill has and never will be a fugitive from Justice for anything. Justice will forever be a fugitive from him, a scared, frightened, whiny little birch, and it's only because Hill allows him to continue to run free thats its arse isn't in chains already.
Taysom Hill is the hero New Orleans needs, but doesn't really deserve. Most of us quietly in the shadows cheer him on, while others derisively label him a vigilance in cleats, a pigskin cypher, a ghost who has never run to the post, a "jack of all trades, but mastering none", is rootless, but he'll stay and play for us and while some fellow Saints fans might jeer at him as opposing players lunge, jump, and try to spear at him, we know he can take it, because he himself can be the Alpha and the Omega, the Saints Dark Knight.
When Walter White knocked on Taysom Hill's door, #7 made it abundantly clear who was really about to be in danger.
Insanity itself had a fully clear sense of clarity upon meeting Taysom Hill.
Supermarkets went on hunger strikes upon hearing Taysom Hill was driving to shop for groceries there.
Their are no Hunger Games, only periods of time and place where Taysom Hill deems it necessary for us mortals to eat, drink, and have a modest amount of merriment. But, good manners and polite, social behavior will be observed at all moments while consuming meals. If these dining rules and etiquette are not met or followed with observant, strict, sober regularity, Taysom Hill won't be afraid to " correct " repeat offenders, permanently.
Extraterrestrials allowed themselves to be kidnapped and operated on by Taysom Hill.
God will allow Taysom Hill to live as long as he wants to and die when he damn well feels like it, even if that's 250-300 years from now.