The mighty penny (Update: RIP the penny)

Marcy Rhoades: Steve, don't tell them about your insane quest to create the 99 cent coin.

Steve Rhoades: Al, I invented the 99 cent coin. Have you ever noticed how things cost $7.99? $14.99? $99.99? My coin will eliminate the messy change that only catches the attention of obnoxious beggars who hastle you on the way to your Mercedes. What do you think of it, Al?

Al Bundy: What about tax?

Steve Rhoades: (After pause) You sound just like those fools in the treasury department.