The people who just believe every conspiracy are my favorite. It's one thing to dabble, or believe one or two, but the ones that are like this guy are just wonderful. They're so stupid and so convinced they've cracked the code to reality that you really just have to let them go off and be entertained. My cousin's husband is like this. Every objective fact is a lie and you're a brainwashed sheep if you believe the ocean has water in it.