Former Jaguars Employee Accused of Stealing $22 Mil over Four Years (mod edit)

Are you a top-rate financial wizard, with Master's degrees and highly-accredited CPA accounting licenses in numerous U.S. states and territories, as well as other principalities, these including knowledgable, familiarity with business, income tax laws in countries like the UK, France, Belgium, Netherlands, Germany and/or the Scandivinavian countries?
Hey, I saw the ad for that job on LinkedIn. They were paying $13 per hour, but you also needed to be a COBOL programmer. :)