If Belichick and Tomlin Became Available, Who Would You Prefer (Pipe Dream Thread)

If I had to choose between tired, old, "can't-relate-to-his-players, his-players-can't-relate-to-him" bellicheat or "I'm-a-cheating-doucheweasel-who-would put-my-knee-out-in-front-of-the-ball-carrier" Tomlin? I'd be on the phone to Frank Reich right now.