Woman plans to celebrate her 105th birthday by watching football and drinking Fireball

Madmarsha said

Last time I drank it, I woke up on a roof. Didn't really seem to bode well for my longevity.

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This is a joke, but it has been a dream of mine to get messed up on something and wake up on a roof, & all because of Dude, Where's My Car?