Who will be our next Head Coach?

Eric Bieniemy and hear me out because the reasoning is full-proof and has nothing to do with football.

The Saints are out-of-favor with the head of the family (Goodell) and have been for a long time. The only way to regain favor is through a humiliation ritual that benefits the family by clearing its name.

So the Saints break the gross trend that is fake-interviewing Bieniemy, hire the guy (he can't be worse than DA), and the NFL blesses the team with something far more valuable than elite coaching: favorable refereeing.

With these back pocket calls in hand, Bieniemy easily leads the team to the top of the division and makes the team look like progressive geniuses. The NFL gets a heartwarming story to attach to a small-market team and the Saints get to have the playoff level team the players deserve to be. And hey, Bieniemy gets his shot at a head coach role.

Everyone is a winner, and deals where everyone is a winner tend to consummate!