Lawn Guy Dave Christmas Special

LGD has seen a lot, some say he's seen too much. He's still a relatively young man, he's been hardened by bad choices and bad breaks. They say a man makes his own breaks, luck and fate have no real impact in the grand scheme of things, those people are not Saints Fans. Saints Fans have seen luck and fate, from the losing side, far too often to dismiss them as mere illusions of wise men. We have seen the better team win and lose, we have seen Big Ben Right, Miracles and Flying Pigs. Lawn Guy Dave was away for a while, making license plates and eating PB&J sandwiches. He may have lost touch with his fanatic Fandom, being isolated with nothing but a tube of toothpaste and your own finger to wash away the bile taste after another Dennis Allen post game press conference that leaves a bad taste in your mouth similar to that of a warm AB Natural Light. But, I believe LGD will come around, he will be here long after Dennis Allen and Sneaky Pete have cashed their last Benson Menthol check. I heard that LGD was taking a slow cargo ship to Tampico to lay low for a while, his parole officer said something about not caring anymore and I think LGD took that to mean a little more than what was being said. Loomis needs to think long and hard when people like LGD start to lose hope because there are slow boats heading down the river every day....