What we accomplished today

Clearly you don't follow the right reporters. When Duncan and Underhill, and every other beat reporter, agree that DA is coming back no matter what, then that is what is happening.
They didn’t say no matter what, they said unless he got blown out in the last two. But anyway, they report what Mickey Loomis and his front office tell them. What the FO tell them isn’t necessarily true, it’s the narrative they want spread.