Jameis Winston’s contract becomes a $107m deal on March 16th trigger date

Is that what I did there? Vinegar and salt today.

Behold! The Earl of Masengill has spoken.

For a guy that likes to check the emotional takes here, you seemed a bit tingly on that one.
I'm not sure those words have the effect you think they do. When you're in the vicinity, or indeed the area code, of touching a nerve, I'll let you know.

Meanwhile, that Jameis guy... I can't wait to hear all about how the entire world has conspired against his awesome talent. Again.