Our English Language Can Be Weird

Its because the Britons kept getting invaded and getting their butts kicked

So modern English is a weird mixture of Latin, Celtic, Danish, German and French

Until they figured out they lived on an island and could just build a navy. But this was after they got kicked out of France.

Then they started kicking everyone elses butts and actually ruled the world for a time (except Continental Europe, which they got kicked out of)

There was also the Great Vowel Shift. At one point the e maybe have pronounced, like it would be in German and French. "Table" is itself a french loan word, from "tableau"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Vowel_Shift
One of my favorite poems even though it rhymes eye with symmetry
(And im not sure which way it should sound)

Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?