What Song Most Encapsulates the 1980s?

Without that song having the "I touch myself" line, it is a very forgettable song, lyrics and music alike. Dancing With Myself and She Bop not only are smarter songs utilizing innuendo and double entendre, they're both jams you can dance to.
Idol's "Dancing with Myself" does have a bit more of a edge, visceral audio-visual snear to it that sort of characterized so much of Billy Idol's songs and kind of became sort of his silly, cliched trademark during the 1980's. Crazy thing is is that Idol's musical career began in the mid-70's with punk band Generation X and he hung out at Malcolm McLaren's Sex boutique along with fellow mid-late 70's British punk rockers Clash, Sex Pistols Johnny Rotten, Sid Vicious, and the Damned and Generation X were one of the first punk bands to appear on Top of the Pops.

Cyndi Lauper's "She-Bop" sounds a lot more poppish, not as threatening, some of her fans might've been surprised by this hit song when it first came out in 1986 due to her seemingly more innocent-sounding, nicer, friendlier lyrical material in She's So Unusual and "Girls Just Want To Have Fun", and " Time after Time". "She-Bop" sounds like a slightly more dumbed-down version of a similar song Madonna mightve written or recorded around the same time or maybe later on but rejected it because it wasnt "daring enough".