What Song Most Encapsulates the 1980s?

Without that song having the "I touch myself" line, it is a very forgettable song, lyrics and music alike. Dancing With Myself and She Bop not only are smarter songs utilizing innuendo and double entendre, they're both jams you can dance to.
Personally I think“Beat It” was the best masturbation song of the 80s. And you can dance to it