Based On Your Gut Feeling, Who's Our Next OC?

Based on the names of the candidates so far… and how backwards and idiotic this team has been run lately…

I think they hire Timothy McVeigh (convincing themselves he has some distant connection to the McVay tree) to be the OC, and he runs the offense remotely from his cell.

Fans and media will explode in a rage..

…but Mickey will eat an entire pack of gum and explain to everyone how stupid we all are, while he’s got it all figured out.