Barack Obama = Racist.

gboudx said
One name, and one name only ------ Mr. Samuel L. Jackson.

I'd be afraid to be whoever was playing Hillary.

Sample debate dialogue:
"WHAT COUNTRY YOU FROM?"
"NO, I CAN'T STOP YELLIN'!! THAT'S JUST THE WAY I TALK!"
"LOOK, I AIN'T THREATEN' YOU OR NOTHING...."