90% of Americans believe at least one conspiracy theory

Even better, Sam got his pen name from his time as a riverboat pilot when they would yell out "mark twain" meaning the water was deep and therefore safe. He lead a fairly controversial life that wouldn't be looked upon too kindly today. And, fitting in with the subject of this thread, he was a Freemason!!!! gasp!
Freemason? Surely you mean Illuminati.