Cleveland State Debate tonight...

Well that's a wrap. I've got Sen. Obama the clear winner in every round.

What do you say, Howard.

"Dandy Dads, if Elvis Presley didn't already have claim on the nickname 'Black Velvet,' I would have no problem bestowing it upon the consumate candidatorial KO by Senator Obama tonight. He was smooth. He was gracious. He was wise. Simply put, Senator Clinton looked bad in comparison."

Cue the Alannah Myles song:

Black velvet and that little boy's smile
Black velvet with that slow southern style
A new religion that'll bring ya to your knees
Black velvet if you please