The Crane who fell in love with a human

I was once attacked by a flock of big arse Canadian geese. I don't mean chased, I was surrounded and attacked. Those mfers absolutely use velociraptor tactics. Primordial demons.
I was damn-near killed by the geese gang that hangs out in City Park behind Morning Call/Cafe Du Monde/whatever. Did everything in the world to avoid them, but like you, they had me surrounded.