Saints signed QB Nathan Peterman

Several thoughts:

1. Who is this guy’s agent? He is in the running for GOAT agent, along with whoever represents Mitch Tribusky.

2. He looks kinda like DA. Maybe Peterman is his illegitimate love child.

3. Possible that Kubiak came across as difficult or cocky early on after getting hired, so they’re sending the new young OC a message. “Here’s a QB you can win with.”

4. The script is for us to get the first pick in the draft after Carr retires from boo induced depression.

5. Peterman is a sacrificial fluffer for Haener. Like those poor dogs Vick used to kidnap and use for practice against the real fighting dogs.

6. No one wants to play for DA. This is literally the best player they could find that was enthusiastic about joining the team.