Things That Make You Feel Old

When you’re on your daily run, which you’ve been doing for years now, and your big toe on your right foot starts hurting like crazy. You figure maybe you stepped poorly and it will just be sore for a few hours. Then those few hours turn into days. Then you think maybe you sprain something or even tore a ligament, so you get with your doc for a consult.
After testing, a sprain, tear, break, and even gout are all ruled out.
Dude you have arthritis in your right, big toe. Here, rub some Voltaren(tm) gel on it and good luck. Nothing else can be done.

It wasn't a subungual hematoma? I got one on vacay and wasn't sure whether it was cos I stubbed it or from all the walking but it was tender as hell. Didn't know till I got home and removed my toenail polish that the nail bed was all black from the blood. The tenderness went away and the nail eventually fell off (ooohhhhhh) and took better part of a year to grow back.